I didn't die or anything..

I really suck at keeping a blog. It's retarded how many times a day I'm all "oh, this would be a really GREAT blog post", and I totally just blow it off and watch any movie I can find with Ryan Gosling in it.

Well a bunch has happened since the last time I decided to blog. Got some visitors! My sister, our friend Jelly (her names not Jelly, I'm not even sure what her name is) and my two gawgeous cousins from SWEDEN! Here is a little piece of my weekend with these gals in picture form:

 

If you find it in your heart to get past my impulsive iphone picture editing, you can almost see me crying happy tears in every photo. My sister is like a sister to me, it's weird I know. Anyways, these ladies had to get going so I was left to hangout with these idiots for the remainder of my weekend:

*I may or may not have had a "four loco", first of all we won't get into that.

Anyways, so yesterday, we are at MONDAY now. Totally was late for work, because...well I got to see a very special ed friend of mine that I haven't seen in years!

This PYT has been missed! She's "ride or die". Going on deployment with each other, so we will LITERALLY die together. So exciting.

Alright that's that. Do we even need to get into the fact that I walked an old Filipino woman across the street, and bought my co-workers 5 year old daughter froyo? NO? Okay, I mean I'm not a hero. 

That being said, I'm calling it a post. I'm extremely exhausted, but we aren't going to get into that either. Also, PEE ESS: NOT POSTING "THE BOAT CHRONICLES" BECAUSE I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE. DIDN'T MAKE THAT DECISION ON MY OWN, BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT SMART.

P.S. My official "You're Whack if you Haven't Seen These Movies" movie list.

Also Known As, "Movies I will be Downloading for Deployment" movie list.

-The War

-Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

-It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

-The Pianist 

-Men of Honor

-Interview with a Vampire

-Training Day

-White Men Can't Jump

-Pee Wee Herman's Great Adventures

-The Departed

-Lords of Dogtown (HEY! don't you dare judge me. I'm in love with Jeremy Renner)

-Good Fellas

duh.

"howds" (what modern day/ hip cowboys say)

It took me nearly 98 million tries to log on to my blog, because I forgot my username. Who even forgets their username? Anyways, I'm back for a little while, just kicking it at my neighborhood Starbucks. Not going to post the "boat chronicles" just yet, figured I'd wait until I'm officially back. Found a fancy little journal I've been eyeing at Barnes and Noble..someone convince my cheap ass to just buy it. Please?

Anyways, the idiot at Starbucks messed up my order. Like, uh what part of grande ice double vanilla latte meant grande iced quadruple shot of espresso latte? I can literally feel my pupils dilate. Today should be interesting. I'm so nonchalant and vague lately, like I'm so totally mello. I can feel the pulse in my wrist just faintly...pulsing. Seriously. Forreal. It's not the good nonchalant either, it's just me adapting to the "flow" of things. Kinda like giving in to all this bull.

Fuck it, I'm buying that journal. I'm buying that iPad. I'm buying that new lens for my camera. I'm going to kill myself.

*figuratively.